This Would Absolutely NEVER Happen in America

“ISTANBUL (Reuters) - Nine women tricked into thinking they were reality TV show contestants and lured into an Istanbul villa were rescued by Turkish military police after two months confinement, a police spokesman said Thursday.

Cameras in the villa filmed the women 24-hours a day, providing a live stream of images for Internet users who had paid to access the footage, the spokesman said.”

Let me sum the rest of this article up for you: no one was penetrated. At least there was no mention of penetration. Not even once. So this dude hatched this elaborate plan to “lure” nine women into an abandoned house that they couldn’t get out of, hooked it up with a bunch of cameras, and duped them all to stay there without contacting their families or friends, and… Oh yeah, that’s it. That’s all that asshole did.

Maybe I’m missing the point because I’ve never seen the show. Maybe it is implicit that female Big Brother contestants just smash vaginas on the regular so there was no need to get into the sweaty, slippery, lugubrious details. Maybe. But if not, I stand by my belief that television has truly rotted the minds of today’s Turkish youth. Grow up, Turkey.

**Update: Okay, so I guess this dude made money for it, which is great. My beef is the douchebags that paid money for this shit when there are about forty different incarnations of Big Brother swimming around on the ABC family of networks.