So You Think You Can Dance

So You Think You Can Dance started it's 6th season tonight and my love for it is twofold. First, I will watch any kind of televised competition you can possibly devise - sports games, singing competitions, anything. If there was ever a network exec with enough balls to pit the Gosselin kids against Caesar Milan's trained dogs in a variety show dance off.. I would watch that. It would probably be on abc family. Secondly, I oddly enjoy picking favorites (usually who I think is the best looking) and then randomly choosing one contestant to dislike so much it was as if they wronged me in another life. Usually these two will go head to head in the finale, where my favorite will inevitably lose and I will have to avoid all forms of media until the next morning when I have cooled down. But I never forget....you hear me Taylor Hicks? So it makes perfect sense that was I jazzed out of my mind when SYTYCD came back on.

There is one piece of information I picked up from tonight's show that I think bears repeating. There is a direct correlation between the ability of a human being to dance to how trendy their hairstyle is. The better the dancer, the more likely their hairdo is to say "hey, I'm hip, ask me to make you a mixed cd." This is not my opinion... it's a fact.

Who is the better dancer? You decide!

Wouldn't you feel like an ass if I said it was the second one? He's not a better dancer, I'm just saying... think before you answer.