Steve Zissou’s sex life: Blog 1 Is it true if you don’t use it, you loose it?

So being the strapping young lad that I am I wish I could publicly pronounce my dominance over the female race via the web.  Well since college things have gone down hill, and down hill fast like Sunny.  This is not to say I haven’t done my best to put on a good showing but goddamn.  Its time to say good bye to the 18-24 year old bullpen I once had in college.

Listen I think college, as much as it teaches it takes away.  There is no other place on the face of the planet where an almost adult is able to get placed in the middle of a microcosm of other young adults all interested in the same thing…booze, Facebook, and sex.  All of a sudden after 4 years (5 for the smart ones) the world rips you out of your little “fun bubble” as I like to call it, and makes you work 40 hours a week to pay for that new car, apartment, loan Ect.
 

What twisted shit head decided this was fair?  To those of you who are in college and follow 6 to 12 let me tell you the real world does suck.

You know that party you went to the other weekend where you pulled the line “Hey lets have some drinks in my dorm room?”  Well that shit doesn’t work in real life.

In real life you need to exchange numbers at a bar or party. After calling or being called (most likely texting one way or another) there is only a 40% success ratio for meeting up.  After that there’s the whole second time I see you awkwardness you never had to deal with in college.  Both parties are interested but when you actually link up somewhere alcohol hasn’t entered the equation yet so each party puts each other under the microscope for flaws. 

Stay tuned for: Steve Zissou’s sex life: Blog 2 Losing what little game I had.