I understand that for most people this may not be an issue, but for me I struggle with this every day. I just cannot wrap my head around why I have to pay over 4 dollars at a bar for a Coors Light just because that bar is in the city. One would think that you could get an American brewed beverage cold and served with a smile for less than a 6 trillion % mark up. Obviously I am exaggerating but I mean seriously it’s a gaddamn beer. It’s not even by all standards a great beer. It’s sure as hell cold as the Rockies and helps me have fun, because we all know beer is the key to fun, but honestly why am I paying so much for it.
Its like popcorn at the movies, you can make like 4,000 bags of large popcorns for the amount that they charge for one. It’s absurd, and not only that they have the gall to charge over $10 to see the film. I’m not saying lets go back to 1936 and get to movies for a nickel like our grandparents had. I enjoy being able to discern the characters from the pixilation in the screen. But seriously it can’t be that expensive to keep that place going. I’m pretty sure the guy ripping tickets isn’t taking home a 6 figure a year salary.
Ok, back to the bar dilemma, and the talk about how expensive a movie costs got me thinking, bars charge covers. Fuckin’ A, not only do you have to pay ten dollars to get into a bar filled with a bunch of doods on roids and Affliction T’s you end up tipping a bar tender, usually a dollar, for every over priced drink. Furthermore the mix drinks are made with Captin Flimmigains gin or Poland Sering vodka which, for those of you who weren’t dirt bags in college, comes in plastic bottles for $10, and we pay fucking $8 for a shot with some sugary shit and a splash of soda. Well I for one see the scam and want in.
I’m going to need some funding to open my own bar, so please post you addresses in the comments and I will send you a form that you can fill out to support me in my quest to continue to rip people off while getting them somewhat buzzed on my watered down overpriced drinks.
Thank you for your time and support. It is greatly appreciated.
-Eli
Its like popcorn at the movies, you can make like 4,000 bags of large popcorns for the amount that they charge for one. It’s absurd, and not only that they have the gall to charge over $10 to see the film. I’m not saying lets go back to 1936 and get to movies for a nickel like our grandparents had. I enjoy being able to discern the characters from the pixilation in the screen. But seriously it can’t be that expensive to keep that place going. I’m pretty sure the guy ripping tickets isn’t taking home a 6 figure a year salary.
Ok, back to the bar dilemma, and the talk about how expensive a movie costs got me thinking, bars charge covers. Fuckin’ A, not only do you have to pay ten dollars to get into a bar filled with a bunch of doods on roids and Affliction T’s you end up tipping a bar tender, usually a dollar, for every over priced drink. Furthermore the mix drinks are made with Captin Flimmigains gin or Poland Sering vodka which, for those of you who weren’t dirt bags in college, comes in plastic bottles for $10, and we pay fucking $8 for a shot with some sugary shit and a splash of soda. Well I for one see the scam and want in.
I’m going to need some funding to open my own bar, so please post you addresses in the comments and I will send you a form that you can fill out to support me in my quest to continue to rip people off while getting them somewhat buzzed on my watered down overpriced drinks.
Thank you for your time and support. It is greatly appreciated.
-Eli
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